When the Americans were
getting ready to send their first men to moon, an old Irishman was watching
them on television in the bar of a hotel.
There was an Englishman in
the bar too, and he said to the Irishman, “The Americans are very clever,
aren’t they? They’re going to send some men to the moon. It’s a very long from
our world.”
“Oh, that’s nothing.” The
Irishman answered quickly. “The Irish are going to send some men to the sun in
a few months’ time. That’s much farther away from the moon, you know.”
The Englishman was very
surprised when he heard this. “Oh, yes, it is,” he said, “but the sun’s too hot
for people to go to.”
The Irishman laughed and
answered, “Well, the Irish aren’t stupid, you know. We won’t go to the sun
during the day, of course. We’ll go there during the night.”