If you’ve been joining in chat room conversations, or trading e-mail with Web pals, you have become one of the millions who write in a peculiarly short form of English.
And you’ve got a sense of humor about short forms like SOHF(=sense of humor failure)to describe Internet newcomers who don’t understand you.
Across the globe, every night teenagers and their elders are “talking” online-many of them are talking at the same time.
It’s fast:try talking to six people at once.It’s brief:three or four words per exchange.It takes wit, concentration, and quick fingers.
And it requires tremendous linguistic economy.There’s neither time nor space for explanations.Why consume precious key-strokes telling six friends you have to leave for a moment to take care of your little brother when BRB(=be right back)will do?Want to enter a conversation?Just type PMFJI(=pardon me for jumping in).Interested in whom you’re talking to?Type A/S/L, the nearly universal request to know your pal’s age, sex and location.You may get 15/M/NY as a response from your pal.
If something makes you laugh, say you’re OTF(=on the floor),or LOL(=laughing out loud),or combine the two into ROTFL(=rolling on the floor laughing).
And when it’s time to get back to work or go to bed, you type GTG(=got to go)or TTYL(talk to you later).
People want to write as fast as possible, and they want to get their ideas across as quickly as they can.Capital letters are left in the dust, except when expressing emotion, as it takes more time to hold down the “shift” key and capitals.Punctuation is going, too.
(1)
In order to talk to several people at the same time on the Internet ________.
[ ]
A.
you have to speak fast and fluently
B.
you have to express your ideas in a brief way
C.
you should speak with wit and humor
D.
one should pay much attention to the accuracy of the words
(2)
If you get 17/F/NY as an answer to your A/S/L, it means ________.
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A.
the person on the other end is 17 from New York and he is fine
B.
you are talking to a girl who is 17 and lives in New York
C.
you are talking to 17 girls who are from New York
D.
the person who are talking to you is a 1.7-foot tall New York girl
With over 500 instructors and 20 years of experience, we are the leader in the field of teaching foreign languages.We now have positions open in Osaka starting September/October 2004 for instructors of English, German, Spanish and French.
●Teach many different kinds of Classes using the latest technology in small classes of up to 3 students.
●Accommodation(住宿),and other necessary documents(文件)will be ready before you leave.
●Applicants will teach their first language only.
●Excellent teacher training programs.
If you are young with a university degree and are willing to experience different cultures, apply now.Experience in teaching is an advantage but not specially required.Knowledge of the Japanese language is not necessary but good English skills and practical computer knowledge are basic requirements.
Apply with C.V.and send letters to:
NOVA France, Mr.Sampy(IHT 3/2)
34, Bd.Haussmann, 75009 Paris, France
Fax:33148014804
Or visit our website:wan.Teachjp.com
The manager expects to meet and talk with successful applicants in Paris in June and July.
(1)
What is the purpose of the text?
[ ]
A.
To introduce a language school in Japan.
B.
To hire language teachers to work in Japan.
C.
To describe working conditions in Japan.
D.
To make clear the requirements for Japanese teachers.
(2)
We know from the text that those who are going to Japan will ________.
[ ]
A.
teach English only in Osaka
B.
receive a degree from a university
C.
have free accommodation
D.
get trained for the job
(3)
Before going to Japan, you need ________.
[ ]
A.
to see the manager of NOVA France
B.
to take some computer courses
C.
to write a letter to Japan
D.
to find a place to live in
(4)
If you want to work in Japan you should ________.
[ ]
A.
have some working experience
B.
know how to use computers
C.
present good teaching plans
D.
speak several languages
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Tired of Working in Your Country?
With over 500 instructors and 20 years of experience, we are the leader in the field of teaching foreign languages.We now have positions open in Osaka starting September/October 2004 for instructors of English, German, Spanish and French.
·Teach many different kinds of classes using the latest technology in small classes of up to 3 students.
·Accommodation(住宿), and other necessary documents(文件)will be ready before you leave.
·Applicants will teach their first language only.
·Excellent teacher training programs.
If you are young with a university degree and are willing to experience different cultures, apply(申请)now.Experience in teaching is an advantage but not specially required.Knowledge of the Japanese language is not necessary but good English skills and practical computer knowledge are basic requirements.
Apply with C.V.and send letters to:
NOVA France, Mr.Sampy(IHT3/2)
34, Bd.Haussmann, 75009 Paris, France
Fax:33148014804
Or visit our website:www.teadyp.com
The manager expects to meet and talk with successful applicants in Paris in June and July.
(1)
What is the purpose of the text?
[ ]
A.
To introduce a language school in Japan.
B.
To hire language teachers to work in Japan.
C.
To describe working conditions in Japan.
D.
To make clear the requirements for Japanese teachers.
(2)
We know from the text that those who are going to Japan will ________.
Besides calling 911, here is what to do in some life-threatening emergencies when no one is around to help.
Lost in the wilderness
First, you've got to acknowledge(承认)you're in trouble.Stay where you can be seen clearly and remember to rest.Keeping a sense of humor helps too-it reduces stress and helps creative thinking.In a wide open area, make a colorful cross out of rocks to show your present position.
Choking
Aim to hit the top of the chair against your stomach in the soft part below the bony upside-down V of the ribs(肋骨).Make a sudden push against the chair.If you still can't breathe after six tries, call 911, even if you can't talk.Write the word choking somewhere nearby, and leave the line open until help arrives.
Severe bleeding
Use your hand or clean cotton, or paper towels, or a scarf, or any cloth you can find, and push down on the wound until the bleeding stops.But if you put a bandage around your leg tightly, you're going to close the vessels(血管)to the entire leg.In this way, you could lose your foot.
Bear attack
If you surprise a bear, don't run away.That invites an attack.Instead, stand up and back away slowly without looking the bear in the eyes.If it does charge at you, stick out your chest, raise your arms, and spread your legs.Shout at the bear to frighten it.If it’s going to attack, lie face down, with your hands held firmly behind your neck.Play dead until you’re sure the bear is gone.
(1)
When you see a colorful cross made of rocks in the wilderness, you know ________.
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A.
someone is bleeding
B.
someone is choking
C.
someone is lost
D.
someone is attacked by a bear
(2)
The passage is mainly teaching us how to ________.
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A.
find out the way
B.
avoid a bear attack
C.
deal with a choke
D.
survive the emergencies
(3)
If a bear comes at you, you should do the following except ________.