A  Deaf  Person's  Joke
Something was wrong with Jack's ears after he was much better from a serious illness. Several months later he went to a doctor. The doctor told him that he was deaf of both ears. Jack was sad. He was afraid to lose his work. So he did not like people to know this.
One evening he asked some friends to dinner. While they were sitting at the table, one of his friends told an interesting joke. Everyone laughed and Jack laughed louder than anyone else. He said, “That was a very interesting joke, but I know a more interesting one. Would you like to hear it?” All his friends said OK to him, so Jack began to tell his joke. All his friends were listening to him with smiles. When the joke ended, everyone laughed louder than before and Jack laughed happily, too. He was very glad because he thought that his must be more interesting than his friend's. But he didn't know that he had made a fool of himself(出丑;闹笑话) because his joke was the same as the first one.
小题1:When was Jack deaf of both ears?
A.After he came back from work.B.After a serious illness.
C.After seeing a doctor.D.After being a doctor.
小题2: Why did Jack not like people to know he was deaf?
A.He was afraid to lose his work.
B.He was afraid of his friends.
C.He didn't want to lose his face.
D.He was afraid that his wife would leave him.
小题3: What did Jack do after hearing his friend's joke?
A.He laughed as loudly as others.B.He didn't laugh.
C.He laughed louder than anyone else.D.He only smiled.
小题4:Jack laughed because _____.
A.all the others were laughing
B.he could tell the same joke himself, too
C.he wanted to show that there was nothing wrong with his ears
D.his friend's joke was interesting
小题5:Jack's friends laughed a lot louder than before because _____.
A.the joke he told was more interesting
B.it was as interesting as the first
C.all his friends liked his joke better
D.it was the same joke as his friend's
“Ring… ring…” the telephone suddenly rang. Sam got up to         the call. It was his aunt. “Sam,         are you still at home?” she asked surprisingly. Sam 1ooked at the clock. It was already 7:30 a.m. “Oh, my goodness! There’s an important          today,” Sam shouted out. He hurried to wash his face and get         . When he was going to leave the house, he         that he didn’t put away his books. He ran quickly to the          and put them into the bag. He then went to the bus stop to go to school as         as he could. When he got into the classroom, his classmates were          writing. “Why are you so        ?” asked the teacher. “I’m sorry, sir,” Sam answered, afraid of looking         . “It was my clock. It        to wake me up this morning and ...” “Don't say anything about it,” his teacher           him. “Don’t try to come late next time!” Sam said yes and walked to his         quickly. But when he tried to do the paper, he could not           in a right way. He put his head on the desk and said, “What a           day it was for me!”
小题1:
A.findB.giveC.putD.answer
小题2:
A.whyB.howC.whenD.where
小题3:
A.talkB.partyC.examD.meeting
小题4:
A.tiredB.lostC.dressedD.rested
小题5:
A.forgotB.rememberedC.understoodD.thought
小题6:
A.classroomB.deskC.busD.door
小题7:
A.carefullyB.quietlyC.earlyD.fast
小题8:
A.worriedB.freeC.busyD.careful
小题9:
A.1ateB.illC.lonelyD.ready
小题10:
A.downB.upC.outD.back
小题11:
A.happenedB.stoppedC.failedD.pointed
小题12:
A.helpedB.knewC.followedD.stopped
小题13:
A.roomB.tableC.seatD.teacher
小题14:
A.thinkB.sitC.turnD.speak
小题15:
A.shortB.badC.happyD.usual
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