【题目】请为每个笑话选择最合适的标题,并将答案写在题前的括号内。
A.I can't find it. B.He is really somebody. |
(1)
Tom: Dad, give me a dime(十美分).
Father: Boy, you are too old to ask parents for dimes.
Son: You're right, Dad. Give me a dollar(美元).
(2)
Teacher: Can you make a sentence(句子) with the word "egg"?
Student: Yes. I had a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher: Then where is the "egg"?
Student: In the cake, Sir.
(3)
Teacher: Would Shakespeare(莎翁)be a great man if he were alive(活着) today? Student: Of course. Nobody has been 400 years old. .
(4)
Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man: He is really somebody. What does he do?
Child: A gatekeeper(门卫)at the cemetery(墓地).
(5)
Mum: Look at your socks. One is short; the other is long. You put on the wrong ones.
Helen: I am not wrong. Look there! One sock is short and the other sock is long, too.
【题目】根据短文内容,选择最佳答案。
The city Bank was broken into yesterday at 8 p.m. The police were asking two men, John Smith and his brother Joseph Smith.
A policeman interviewed John Smith |
A Policeman Interviewed Joseph Smith |
(1)The policeman wanted to find the person who _____
A.told a lie
B.knew the thief
C.went into the bank
D.stole the baseball
(2)John and Joseph are ________
A.boss and worker
B.workmates
C.policeman and thief
D.brothers
(3)The two men told the police the same thing about __________
A.How they got to the restaurant
B.The time they left the restaurant
C.What they ate
D.The TV programmes
(4)The two men didn't ________
A.eat at a restaurant last night
B.watch a movie on TV
C.know the name of the restaurant
D.like to eat chips
【题目】从方框中选择最佳选项完成对话,有两项多余。
A: Hi, Zhang Li. what are you going to do next week?
B. Hi, Liu Lei!
A. Where does she live?
B.
A. Where is your hometown?
B..
A. What's the population of your hometown?
B.
A.Is your hometown newer than before?
B. Yes, it is. And it's more beautiful.
A. can you show me some photos of your hometown when you come back?
B. No problem.
A. She lives in my hometown. |