题目内容
【题目】请为每个笑话选择最合适的标题,并将答案写在题前的括号内。
A.I can't find it. B.He is really somebody. |
(1)
Tom: Dad, give me a dime(十美分).
Father: Boy, you are too old to ask parents for dimes.
Son: You're right, Dad. Give me a dollar(美元).
(2)
Teacher: Can you make a sentence(句子) with the word "egg"?
Student: Yes. I had a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher: Then where is the "egg"?
Student: In the cake, Sir.
(3)
Teacher: Would Shakespeare(莎翁)be a great man if he were alive(活着) today? Student: Of course. Nobody has been 400 years old. .
(4)
Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man: He is really somebody. What does he do?
Child: A gatekeeper(门卫)at the cemetery(墓地).
(5)
Mum: Look at your socks. One is short; the other is long. You put on the wrong ones.
Helen: I am not wrong. Look there! One sock is short and the other sock is long, too.
【答案】
(1)C
(2)E
(3)D
(4)B
(5)F
【解析】这里是五则小笑话。
A.I can't find it. 我找不到它了。
B.He is really somebody.他真是一个大人物。
C.You're right.你是对的。
D.A great man.一个伟大的人。
E.Where is the egg?鸡蛋在哪?
F. I am not wrong.我没有错。
(1)句意:汤姆:爸爸,给我十美分。
爸爸:孩子,你已经够大了,不能再向父母要美分了。
汤姆:你是对的,爸爸。给我一美元。
根据句意可知这是一段爸爸与孩子的对话,与C选项匹配。故选C。
(2)句意:老师:你能用“鸡蛋”这个词造一个句子吗?
学生:能,我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
老师:鸡蛋在哪儿呢?
学生:在蛋糕里,先生。
根据句意可知这是一段老师与学生的对话,与E选项匹配。故选E。
(3)句意:老师:如果莎翁今天还活着,他会是一个伟大的人吗?
学生:当然。没有人活到四百岁。
根据句意可知这是一段老师与学生的对话,与D选项匹配。所以答案是D。
(4)句意:小孩:我叔叔手下有一千人。
男人:他真是一个大人物。他是做什么的?
小孩:他是墓地的门卫。
根据句意可知这是一个小孩和一个男人的对话,与B选项匹配。所以答案是B。
(5)句意:妈妈:看你的袜子。一个短,另一个长。你穿错袜子了。
海伦:我没有错。看那儿!也是一个短,另一个长。
根据句意可知这是妈妈和海伦的一段对话,与F选项匹配。故答案选F。
【题目】选词填空。
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(1)It's 5:00.p.m now! Do you want me for dinner.
(2)Listen! This piece of music sounds so .
(3)Peter never gets up early, so he always eats in the morning.
(4)I always go with my friend Tracy on weekends.
(5)Yunnan is a great place for vacation, I wish there again.
(6)Look at the sunshine in the blue sky, it isn't now.