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There were three guys standing in line to get into heaven. Just as they were 1 to enter,St. Peter stops them and tells them they have room for only one more person,so the one who died the 2 (bad) death may enter.

St. Peter started off with the first guy and his reply was：

"I always had a suspicion that my wife 3 ( have) an affair then,so I came home early one day to find that there was nobody but her. Nothing happened 4 I peered over the balcony to find a man hanging from the ledge in his boxers. I got so upset 5 I started stamping on his hands,but he would not let go. I got a hammer and started pounding on his fingers,but he would not let go. Then finally I went inside and grabbed the fridge and dropped it on top of him. After I looked down to see that he6 (crush) to death,I felt so bad that I took a shotgun and killed myself."

St. Peter said, "That's pretty bad,”and asked the second guy how he died.

The second guy said , " I was getting ready for my workout in the afternoon,and I always watch my aerobic videos in my boxers. Today I somehow slipped and fell off my balcony.

7 (luck) ，there was a balcony on the floor below so I8 (hold) on to the rail. As I was calling for help,some lunatic started yelling at me and started stamping on my fingers. He brought out a hammer and started pounding on my fingers,then he quit and went back inside. When I thought he was gone,I started pulling myself up from the ledge,and all I could see was a huge refrigerator 9 on top of me,and I fell with it 10 flights below,and now Fm here."

St. Peter thought to himself, "That's pretty bad."

Then came the third guy. St. Peter said, "Well,what happened to you?" He said, "Well,you won't believe it. 10 ( picture) this,I'm naked inside a refrigerator."

St. Peter interrupted, " Welcome to the Kingdom of God！”

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