Eighty-year-old retired tailor, James McKay, spent
Saturday night in jail after thirty-year-old
Keith Smith over the head his
walking stick. McKay's wife, Laurence told us that while McKay is usually a person,
he had been to this act of violence
by getting wet just once too often.
Smith lives above the McKays and it appears that not
only is he a keen gardener, he is also a collector.
Unfortunately for him, the water he sent over his balcony every day ended up on
the McKay's, or too often, on the McKays .
“For the last fortnight, since Smith moved into the
flat above us, we have hardly dared to go to our ,”
said Laurence. She added that it wasn't so much the water falling onto their
balcony from Smith watering his plant bothered
them, it was more the way he cleaned his fish tanks. “We'd be there
happily reading our newspapers, when so
much water would come from above that we'd be as wet as if we'd with
our clothes on! Neither could we get rid of the of
fish!”
And on Saturday evening it was just too .
“It was James's birthday,” explained Laurence, “and I'd made him a birthday cake.
The candles were a great sight as you can imagine, but James didn't get to blow
them out.” , Smith emptied one of his
larger tanks over his balcony and both the McKays and the cake were wet .
Rarely had Laurence seen McKay move so fast. “I couldn't him.
He was up there in a flash. It was the fastest I'd seen him move since 1964.”
Smith is not going to take things further with the
police. He has also promised to change his from
now on. And what of James McKay? he
left the police station, a large crowd of supporters sang him, “Happy
Birthday”. “ the most exciting birthday !”
said the cheerful old man. “The best since my adolescence I'd say!”
1.A. hitting B.
tapping C. pushing D.
touching
2.A. by B. via C.
through D. with
3.A. quiet B. peaceful C.
sensitive D. stubborn
4.A. accustomed B.
taken C. driven D. attracted
5.A. fish B. seed C.
plant D. newspaper
6.A. himself B.
itself C. themselves D. herself
7.A. bathroom B. kitchen C. bedroom D.
balcony
8.A. which B.
what C. that D.
whether
9.A. sitting B.
exercising C. sleeping D.
eating
10.A. regularly B. unconsciously C.
precisely D. suddenly
11.A. swum B.
showered C. watered D.
drowned
12.A. taste B.
sense C. feeling D. smell
13.A. little B.
soon C. late D.
much
14.A. Beside B. Instead C.
Otherwise D. Consequently
15.A. over B.
across C. through D.
down
16.A. stop B. blame C. ignore D.
stand
17.A. views B.
attitude C. ways D.
mind
18.A. While B.
Since C. Until D. As
19.A. Sincerely B. Impossibly C.
Definitely D. Previously
20.A. before B. ever C.
already D. since