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Four Thoughts from a Man’s Heart

Thought 1

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.

When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

       1      

Thought 2

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother and forty years of having his wife ask, “     2       ”. Still the mourner is wondering too where he is going.

Thought 3

A man walking on the street heard a voice “If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted, “      3      One more step and a car will get run over you and kill you.”

The man stopped just as a car ran over, barely missing him. The man asked, “Who are you?”

“I am your guardian angel”, the voice answered.

“”Oh, yeah?” the man said. “      4     

Thought 4

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the beautiful bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting room; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone was wondering what that was.

The father could feel the people’s curiosity, with all eyes on him. So he announced.

“Ladies and gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life…” Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, “       5     

The whole audience including the priest started laughing…But not the poor Groom!!!

A. My daughter finally returned my Credit Card to me!

B. Look where you are going!

C. Stop! Stand still!

D. What do women want to be liberated from?

E. Do you know what it is?

F. And where on earth were you when I got married?

G. Where are you going?

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