MEN VS. WOMEN
COMPARING NICKNAMES
 If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
 If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla (怪兽), Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
 When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
 A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.
BATHROOMS
 A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, comb, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
 The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337... A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
ARGUMENTS
 A woman has the last word in any argument.
 Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS
Women love cats.
 Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
FUTURE
 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
 A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
 A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
 A man will only dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
 Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
 Women somehow deteriorate (恶化) during the night.
OFFSPRING
 Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
 A man is vaguely (含糊地) aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no sense in two people remembering the same thing.
63. This passage is_________________.
A. a story           B. an advertisement         C. a report          D. a humor
64. The purpose of this passage is________________.
A. to inform the readers of some secrets between men and women
B. to remind the readers of the big differences between men and women
C. to amuse the readers using some interesting examples
D. to show that men perform better than women in our daily life
65. When the girls get their bill, they take out the pocket calculators_________________.
A. to make sure they won’t be cheated by the servant    B. so that they can share the bill equally among them
C. because they want to know what time it is now        D. if they forget to bring their mobile phones
66. What does the underlined sentence mean?
A. A man doesn’t know what to do before he gets married.
B. A man is worried about his future job after he gets married.
C. Anything unexpected will probably happen to a man after he gets married.
D. It’s not easy for a man to find a good job as a woman thinks.

C

Father’s Day Sunset Live Music Dinner Cruise

Sunday, June 16th, 2013

6:30pm-8:30pm

Join us aboard the 95’ Dana Pride for our special Father’s Day Dinner Cruise. Enjoy a unique evening of fun on the water, complete with live music by Mike O’ Brien and a delicious barbecue dinner.

Adult $59??? Kids (3-12) $29??? Two and under are Free

LOCATION: Dana Point Harbor

BOOK ONLINE OR CALL: 949-496-5794

Rancho Days Fiesta

July 13, 2013

??? Celebration the history of Saddleback Valley, there will be children’s activities including free crafts projects. Help make and taste homemade ice cream and butter, warm bread from the oven. Dip water and grind(磨碎)corn while learning about the early days of Orange County.

Admission is $3 for children 3 to 12 years old and $4 for adults.

LOCATION: Heritage Hill Historical Park

INFORMATION: 949-923-2230

Annual Silverado Counter Fair and Art Festival

October 5-6, 2013

??? The 42th Annual Silverado Country Fair explores the wonders of the area’s Old West rustic(乡村的)culture, great live music, tasty food, handmade arts, crafts and family games under the oak-trees below Orange Country’s famous Saddleback Mountain.

Daytime adult admission: $4 / Kids under 12: only $2

Saturday Night Music Fest(联欢): $5 for everyone

LOCATION: Silverado Community Center

INFORMATION: 714-997-3968

Starr Ranch Sanctuary

October 20-21, 2013

Audubon California’s Starr Ranch Sanctuary invites you to our fall classes for adults. Join our wildlife biologist for two peaceful days at beautiful 4,000-acre Starr Ranch in southeast Orange County and experience nature hands-on as a wildlife researcher.

Cost: $95 for those not camping (including dinner) / $100 for those camping (dinner and breakfast provided)

LOCATION: Starr Ranch Sanctuary

RESERVATIONS OR INFORMATION: 949-858-0309

1.Which event is suitable for one who wants to enjoy dinner in a boat with live music?

A. Rancho Days Fiesta.

B. Starr Ranch Sanctuary.

C. Father’s day Sunset Live Music Dinner Cruise.?????

D. Annual Silverado Counter Fair and Art Festival.???? ?????????????

2.At Rancho Days Fiesta, you can _______.

A. taste food made in the local factories

B. join in activities for the whole family

C. pay a great deal of money to join in camping ????????????? ?????????????

D. experience the early life of the Orange County

3.How much will a couple have to pay if they go to Saturday Night Music Fest with their 10-year-old son?

A. $12.????????????? ????????????? B. $15.?????????? ????????????? C. $10.????????? ????????????? ????????????? D. $5.

4.Mr Smith wants to take his wife and daughter to have some family games in early October. He will call _______ for information.

A. 714-997-3968??????? ????????????? ????????????? ????????????? ????????????? ????????????? B. 949-923-2230?????

C. 949-496-5794???? ????????????? ????????????? ????????????? ????????????? ????????????? ????????????? D. 949-858-0309?????????????

 

                                     MEN VS. WOMEN

COMPARING NICKNAMES

 If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.

 If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla (怪兽), Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

 When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

 A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

BATHROOMS

 A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, comb, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

 The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337... A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS

 A woman has the last word in any argument.

 Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS

Women love cats.

 Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE

 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

 A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

 A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

 A man will only dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

 Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

 Women somehow deteriorate (恶化) during the night.

OFFSPRING

 Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

 A man is vaguely (含糊地) aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no sense in two people remembering the same thing.

63. This passage is_________________.

A. a story           B. an advertisement         C. a report          D. a humor

64. The purpose of this passage is________________.

A. to inform the readers of some secrets between men and women

B. to remind the readers of the big differences between men and women

C. to amuse the readers using some interesting examples

D. to show that men perform better than women in our daily life

65. When the girls get their bill, they take out the pocket calculators_________________.

A. to make sure they won’t be cheated by the servant    B. so that they can share the bill equally among them

C. because they want to know what time it is now        D. if they forget to bring their mobile phones

66. What does the underlined sentence mean?

A. A man doesn’t know what to do before he gets married.

B. A man is worried about his future job after he gets married.

C. Anything unexpected will probably happen to a man after he gets married.

D. It’s not easy for a man to find a good job as a woman thinks.

 

                                     MEN VS. WOMEN

COMPARING NICKNAMES

  If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.

  If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla (怪兽), Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

  When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

  A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

  A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

BATHROOMS

  A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, comb, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

  The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337... A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS

  A woman has the last word in any argument.

  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS

Women love cats.

  Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE

  A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

  A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

  A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

 A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

  A man will only dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

  Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

  Women somehow deteriorate (恶化) during the night.

OFFSPRING

  Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

  A man is vaguely (含糊地) aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no sense in two people remembering the same thing.

1. This passage is_________________.

   A. a story           B. an advertisement         C. a report          D. a humor

2. The purpose of this passage is________________.

A. to inform the readers of some secrets between men and women

   B. to remind the readers of the big differences between men and women

   C. to amuse the readers using some interesting examples

   D. to show that men perform better than women in our daily life

3. When the girls get their bill, they take out the pocket calculators_________________.

   A. to make sure they won’t be cheated by the servant    B. so that they can share the bill equally among them

   C. because they want to know what time it is now        D. if they forget to bring their mobile phones

4. What does the underlined sentence mean?

   A. A man doesn’t know what to do before he gets married.

   B. A man is worried about his future job after he gets married.

   C. Anything unexpected will probably happen to a man after he gets married.

   D. It’s not easy for a man to find a good job as a woman thinks.

Father’s day Sunset Live Music Dinner Cruise

Sunday, June 16th, 2013

6:30pm-8:30pm

Join us abroad the 95’ Dana Pride for our special Father’s Day Dinner Cruise. Enjoy a unique evening of fun on the water, complete with live music by Mike O’ Brien and a delicious barbecue dinner.

Adult—$ 59

Kids (3-12)—$29

Two and under are Free                                        

LOCATION: Dana Point Harbor

BOOK ONLINE OR CALL: 949-496-5794

                    Rancho Days Fiesta

July 13, 2013

     Celebration the history of Saddleback Valley, there will be children’s activities including free crafts projects. Help make and taste homemade ice cream and butter, warm bread from the oven. Dip water and grind (磨碎) corn while learning about the early days of Orange County.

      Admission is $ 3 for children 3 to 12 years old and $4 for adults.

      LOCATION: Heritage Hill Historical Park

INFORMATION: 949-923-2230

Annual Silverado Counter Fair and Art Festival

October 5-6, 2013

     The 42th Annual Silverado Country Fair explores the wonders of the area’s Old West rustic (乡村的)culture, great live music tasty food, handmade arts, crafts and family games under the oak-trees below Orange Country’s famous Saddleback Mountain.

      Daytime adult admission: $4/ Kids under 12: only $2

Saturday Night Music Fest (联欢): $ 5 for everyone

LOCATION: Silverado Community Center

INFORMATION: 714-997-3968

Starr Ranch Sanctuary

October 20-21, 2013

Audubon California’s Starr Ranch Sanctuary invites you to our fall classes for adults. Join our wildlife biologist for two peaceful days at beautiful 4,000 acre Starr Ranch in southeast Orange County and experience nature hands-on as a wildlife researcher.

   Cost: $ 95 for those not camping (including dinner) $100 for those camping (dinner and breakfast provided)

LOCATION: Starr Ranch Sanctuary

RESERVATIONS OR INFORMATION: 949-858-0309

60. Which event is the most suitable for one who wants to enjoy dinner in a boat with live music?

A. Father’s day Sunset Live Music Dinner Cruise.      B. Rancho Days Fiesta.

C. Annual Silverado Counter Fair and Art Festival.     D. Starr Ranch Sanctuary.

61. At Rancho Days Fiesta, you can ________.

A. pay a great deal of money to join in camping           B. join in activities for the whole family

C. experience the early life of the Orange County         D. taste food made in the local factories

62. How much will a couple have to pay if they go to Saturday Night Music Fest with their 10-year –old son?

A. $ 12.              B. $15.               C. $10.              D. $5.

63. Mr. Smith wants to take his wife and daughter to have some family games in early October. He will call ________ for information.

A. 949-496-5794           B. 949-923-2230      C. 714-997-3968             D. 949-858-0309

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