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A Deaf Person's Joke
Something was wrong with Jack's ears after he was much better from a serious illness. Several months later he went to a doctor. The doctor told him that he was deaf of both ears. Jack was sad. He was afraid to lose his work. So he did not like people to know this.
One evening he asked some friends to dinner. While they were sitting at the table, one of his friends told an interesting joke. Everyone laughed and Jack laughed louder than anyone else. He said, “That was a very interesting joke, but I know a more interesting one. Would you like to hear it?” All his friends said OK to him, so Jack began to tell his joke. All his friends were listening to him with smiles. When the joke ended, everyone laughed louder than before and Jack laughed happily, too. He was very glad because he thought that his must be more interesting than his friend's. But he didn't know that he had made a fool of himself(出丑;闹笑话) because his joke was the same as the first one.
【小题1】When was Jack deaf of both ears?
A.After he came back from work. | B.After a serious illness. |
C.After seeing a doctor. | D.After being a doctor. |
A.He was afraid to lose his work. |
B.He was afraid of his friends. |
C.He didn't want to lose his face. |
D.He was afraid that his wife would leave him. |
A.He laughed as loudly as others. | B.He didn't laugh. |
C.He laughed louder than anyone else. | D.He only smiled. |
A.all the others were laughing |
B.he could tell the same joke himself, too |
C.he wanted to show that there was nothing wrong with his ears |
D.his friend's joke was interesting |
A.the joke he told was more interesting |
B.it was as interesting as the first |
C.all his friends liked his joke better |
D.it was the same joke as his friend's |
A Deaf Person's Joke
Something was wrong with Jack's ears after he was much better from a serious illness. Several months later he went to a doctor. The doctor told him that he was deaf of both ears. Jack was sad. He was afraid to lose his work. So he did not like people to know this.
One evening he asked some friends to dinner. While they were sitting at the table, one of his friends told an interesting joke. Everyone laughed and Jack laughed louder than anyone else. He said, “That was a very interesting joke, but I know a more interesting one. Would you like to hear it?” All his friends said OK to him, so Jack began to tell his joke. All his friends were listening to him with smiles. When the joke ended, everyone laughed louder than before and Jack laughed happily, too. He was very glad because he thought that his must be more interesting than his friend's. But he didn't know that he had made a fool of himself(出丑;闹笑话) because his joke was the same as the first one.
1.When was Jack deaf of both ears?
A. After he came back from work. B. After a serious illness.
C. After seeing a doctor. D. After being a doctor.
2. Why did Jack not like people to know he was deaf?
A.He was afraid to lose his work.
B. He was afraid of his friends.
C. He didn't want to lose his face.
D.He was afraid that his wife would leave him.
3. What did Jack do after hearing his friend's joke?
A. He laughed as loudly as others. B. He didn't laugh.
C. He laughed louder than anyone else. D.He only smiled.
4.Jack laughed because _____.
A. all the others were laughing
B. he could tell the same joke himself, too
C. he wanted to show that there was nothing wrong with his ears
D. his friend's joke was interesting
5.Jack's friends laughed a lot louder than before because _____.
A.the joke he told was more interesting
B. it was as interesting as the first
C.all his friends liked his joke better
D. it was the same joke as his friend's
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Something was wrong with Jack's ears after he was much better from a serious illness. Several months later he went to a doctor. The doctor told him that he was deaf of both ears. Jack was sad. He was afraid to lose his work. So he did not like people to know this.
One evening he asked some friends to dinner. While they were sitting at the table, one of his friends told an interesting joke. Everyone laughed and Jack laughed louder than anyone else. He said, “That was a very interesting joke, but I know a more interesting one. Would you like to hear it?” All his friends said OK to him, so Jack began to tell his joke. All his friends were listening to him with smiles. When the joke ended, everyone laughed louder than before and Jack laughed happily, too. He was very glad because he thought that his must be more interesting than his friend's. But he didn't know that he had made a fool of himself(出丑;闹笑话) because his joke was the same as the first one.
小题1:When was Jack deaf of both ears?
A.After he came back from work. | B.After a serious illness. |
C.After seeing a doctor. | D.After being a doctor. |
A.He was afraid to lose his work. |
B.He was afraid of his friends. |
C.He didn't want to lose his face. |
D.He was afraid that his wife would leave him. |
A.He laughed as loudly as others. | B.He didn't laugh. |
C.He laughed louder than anyone else. | D.He only smiled. |
A.all the others were laughing |
B.he could tell the same joke himself, too |
C.he wanted to show that there was nothing wrong with his ears |
D.his friend's joke was interesting |
A.the joke he told was more interesting |
B.it was as interesting as the first |
C.all his friends liked his joke better |
D.it was the same joke as his friend's |
A man and his wife had a dog to keep their house. When they went out, they always left the dog inside the house.
One evening they wanted 1 to the cinema, 2 they left the dog in the house and locked the door and their 3 . They 4 their car.
When the film finished, they came back home. They opened the gate and put the car 5 . But when they came to the front door, they found that part of the glass 6 the door was broken. The door was unlocked and 7 . A robber! They went in and quickly looked in all the rooms to see 8 things the robber had taken. But everything was in the 9 place and nothing at all 10 .
The dog 11 in the sitting room on the floor. The lady was 12 the dog. “Why didn’t you keep the house?” she said. The dog was 13 to see its owners. It began to wag its tail (摇尾巴) and then it went to a corner of the room and picked up something in its mouth. It went to the lady and 14 the thing at her feet. When the lady went to pick it up, she gave a scream (尖叫). Can you guess what the dog’s present was?
It was … a … man’s 15 !
(1) A. go B. to go C. going D. gone
(2) A. so B. but C. then D. because
(3) A. garden’s gate B. gardens’ gate C. gardens gate D. garden gate
(4) A. got off B. got on C. got into D. went on
(5) A. up B. down C. away D. into
(6) A. at B. in C. on D. to
(7) A. half-open B. half-opens C. half-opened D. half-opening
(8) A. the B. all C. that D. what
(9) A. right B. left C. wrong D. just
(10) A. to miss B. to be missing C. was missed D. was missing
(11) A. was slept B. felt asleep C. was sleeping D. fell sleeping
(12) A. afraid of B. angry with C. worried about D. surprised at
(13) A. sad B. pleased C. quick D. clever
(14) A. pulled B. threw C. dropped D. took
(15) A. finger B. fingers C. heart D. teeth
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Mrs Turner’s telephone number was 3463, and the number of the cinema in town was 3464. People often made mistakes and telephoned her when they actually wanted the cinema.
One evening the telephone rang and Mrs Turner answered it. A tired man’s voice came over the phone, “At what time does your latest film begin?”
“I’m sorry”, said Mrs Turner, “but you have the wrong number. This is not the cinema.” “Oh, it began twenty minutes ago?” said the man. “ I am sorry about that. Well, good-bye.” Mrs Turner was very surprised, so she told her husband. He laughed and said, “No, that wasn’t a mistake. The man’s wife wanted to go to the cinema, but he was feeling tired, so he telephoned the cinema. His wife heard him, but she didn’t hear you. Now they will stay at home this evening, and the husband will be happy.”
【小题1】 When the tired man telephoned Mrs Turner by mistake at first, she was ____
A.angry | B. not surprised at all | C. pleased | D. surprised |
A.wanted the cinema but called a wrong number |
B.said something that had nothing to do with her answer |
C.asked her silly questions that she didn’t know how to answer |
D.was angry with himself for having made the mistake |
A.The Turners lived near the cinema |
B.Neither of the Turners wanted to go to the cinema |
C.The man didn’t want to go to the cinema with his wife that night |
D.The man’s wife was angry for what her husband had done |
A.laughed at his wife |
B.could enjoy himself alone that night |
C.could relax himself at home |
D.could have good time at home with his wife |
A.that it is tiresome (令人厌倦的) to answer a wrong phone call. |
B.that wives are easier to be fooled by their husbands. |
C.only a joke |
D.that it’s wrong for husband and wife to fool each other. |