摘要:An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a 1. bank and saw a car near the door. A man got out it and went into 2. the bank. She was looked into the car. The keys were in the lock. 3 The old lady took the keys and following the man into the bank. 4. The man took a gun out of his pocket and spoke to 5. the clerk," Giving me all the money! 6. But the old lady didn' t look this. She went to the man, 7. to put the keys in his hand and said. "Young man, you are stupid! 8. You shouldn’t forget your keys in your car, or someone' s going to steal it 9. The man looked at the old woman for a few second. Then he 10.

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On Jan. 3, a netizen(网民)nicknamed “Programmer Humor”published a short story on his micro-blog. It said that there was an old lady who swept nearly every inch of his Internet company. When she passed by a programmer, she took a look at the codes on the programmer’s computer and kindly reminded him, “Be careful, the stack is overfilled!”

Certainly, it is a casual and fictitious(虚构的)story made up by the micro-blogger. However, no one would have guessed that the short blog would eventually cause the first great Internet meme(网络快速爆红现象) of 2011 in China. Suddenly, the mysterious “Sweeping Old Lady” is showing up nearly everywhere and reminding professionals of their mistakes. From 8 a. m. on Jan. 5, some netizens collected stories of the “Sweeping Old Lady” and found she had appeared to give advice in 150 kinds of careers. A netizen even said he had met with a similar situation in real life.

Actually, the “Sweeping Old Lady” is not new figure, but is based on the “sweeping monk (和尚)”in Louis Cha’s famous Kung fu novel of “Tian Long Ba Bu”. The “sweeping monk” is an old monk and does the lowest class of work in Shaolin Temple, but he is actually the No. 1 master in the noel both in Kung fu and in the study of Buddhism.

The “Sweeping Old Lady” is also a great modest master. Lots of netizens wish that they could have such a lady beside them to give them precious suggestions at a key time.

Although there may be 1,000 “Sweeping Old Ladies” in 1,000 people’s minds, it cannot prevent the “Sweeping Old Lady” from becoming the most popular figure on the Internet.

“Programmer Humor” said he is just a programmer in the real world and once he saw the story about the “Sweeping Old Lady,” he wrote it down in his micro-blog because it was funny. He never knew who the original writer of the story was and never thought the story could be so popular.

1.What quality does the “Sweeping Old Lady” have?

A.Honest and knowledgeable.               B.Modest and patient.

C.Modest and knowledgeable.               D.Honest and patient.

2.Which description about the “Sweeping Old Lady” is right?

A.She is an old lady good at sweeping the Internet.

B.She is just an imaginary figure created by a netizen.

C.She is well-know as the old “sweeping monk.”

D.She likes to give instructions everywhere.

3.What can we infer from the text?

A.The sweeping old lady is always looking down on the people around her.

B.We should ask sweeping old lady for advice when meeting with difficulties.

C.People want to have a “Sweeping Old Lady” nearby to do the cleaning.

D.We shouldn’t judge a person by his or her appearance and we’d better respect everyone.

4.What does the author think of the “Sweeping Old Lady”?

A.She should be praised and respected.

B.She shouldn’t mind others’ business.

C.She should go in for network.

D.She shouldn’t show off before professionals.

 

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         Mrs.Brown was an old lady with just one son who lived far                           71.        

away from her. On her 80th birthday, she was sure that even if                                72.        

her daughter could not come for a visit, but she would at least                                73.        

receive a present to her daughter.After all, eighty was a special  74.        

birthday, one should not be forgotten.The old lady waited so                                 75.         

eager that she stood at the front door for a whole day.Her                                    76.        

daughter didn't show up.However, the old lady got the parcel                               77.        

in which there were a printed card along with a cheque.She                                  78.        

felt very disappointed and she tears the cheque into pieces.                                  79.        

Everyone but a caring daughter or son could write a cheque.                                 80.        

 

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He almost didn’t see the old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front her Mercedes and got out.
Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn’t look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt.
He said, “I am here to help you, ma’am. Why don’t you wait in the car where it’s warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.”
Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.
As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was just passing through. She couldn’t thank him enough for coming to her aid.
Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened, had he not stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were many people who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, “And think of me.”
He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight.
【小题1】This story most probably took place_______.

A.in a garageB.on a highwayC.in a busy streetD.near a gas station
【小题2】When the man approached the old lady, the first thing he did was to______.
A.ask what was wrong with her car
B.get the old lady out of her car
C.change her tire as soon as possible
D.make her know he wanted to help her
【小题3】The underlined part in Paragraph 6 suggests that________.
A.the old lady had got ready to pay the man
B.the old lady was grateful to the man
C.the man had a lot of difficulty changing the tire
D.the man didn’t stop changing the tire
【小题4】Which of the following words can best describe the man?
A.Warm-hearted and sensitive.
B.Careful and serious.
C.Thoughtful and helpful.
D.Generous and open-minded.
【小题5】It can be inferred from the last paragraph that ______________.
A.the man was happy after helping the old lady
B.the man received a lot of money from the old lady
C.the man made the old lady feel cold and depressed
D.the man felt extremely frustrated all the way home

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