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It was a cold winter day that Sunday. The parking lot to the 16 was filling up quickly. I noticed, as I got out of my car, fellow church members were 17 among themselves as they walked in the church. As I got 18__, I saw a man leaning up against the wall outside the church. He was almost lying down 19 he was asleep. His hat was 20 down so you could not see his face. He wore shoes that looked 30 years old, too 21 for his feet, with holes all over them and his toes 22 out. I guessed this man was 23 and asleep, so I walked on 24 through the doors of the church. We all talked for a few minutes, and someone 25 the man lying outside. People whispered but no one took 26 to ask him to come in, 27 me. A few moments later church began. We were all waiting for the Preacher (牧师) to take his 28 and to give us the Word, __29 the doors to the church opened. In 30 the man walking down the church with his head down. People gasped（喘息）and whispered and made _31 . He made his way down the church and up onto the pulpit (讲坛) where he took off his hat and coat. My heart 32 .
There stood our preacher… he was the “homeless man”. The preacher took his Bible (圣经) and 33 it on his stand.
“ 34 , I don't think I have to tell you what I am preaching about today. If you 35 people by their appearance, you have no time to love them.”
16. A. school B. lecture C. park D. church
17. A. arguing B. whispering C. stating D. speaking
18. A. closer B. clearer C. lower D. farther
19. A. even though B. so that C. as if D. even if
20. A. dragged B. pulled C. dropped D. pushed
21. A. big B. bad C. ugly D. small
22. A. reached B. went C. stuck D. ran
23. A. homeless B. helpless C. hopeless D. careless
24. A. out B. by C. across D. from
25. A. invited B. mentioned C. took D. called
26. A. pleasure B. measure C. courage D. trouble
27. A. except B. besides C. without D. including
28. A. turn B. place. C. time D. seat
29. A. when B. before C. as D. after
30. A. rushed B. hurried C. came D. entered
31. A. decision B. choices C. faces D. jokes
32. A. sank B. fell C. broke D. failed
33. A. threw B. set C. laid D. folded
34. A. Brothers B. Folks C. Supporters D. Members
35. A. judge B. hate C. treat D. test
查看习题详情和答案>>As a boy, Mark Twain caused much trouble for his parents. He used to play practical jokes on all his friends and neighbors. The nature of his jokes often led to violence (暴力). He hated to go to school and he constantly ran away from home. He always went in the direction of the nearby Mississippi. He liked to sit on the bank of the river for hours at a time and just gaze at the mysterious island and the passing boats. He learned many things about the river during those days. He learned all about its history and unusual people. He later made them part of the history of America in the book Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.
Mark Twain received his genius (天才) from his mother. Obviously he didn’t get it from his father. He once stated that he had never seen a smile on his father’s face. On the other hand, his mother had the ability to say humorous things. The same ability made Mark Twain an extremely humorous public speaker.
1.According to the passage, Mark Twain was a _______ boy.
A．shy B．brave C．naughty(调皮的) D．poor
2.Because of the nature of his jokes when he was a child, Mark Twain would _______.
A．ran away form school
B．cause his parents to quarrel with others
C．get into trouble with his friends and neighbors
D．like to sit on the bank of the Mississippi River
3.It can be learned form the passage that ______.
A．Mark Twain’s father was a cruel man
B．Mark Twain never attended school on time
C．Mark Twain often went boating in the nearby river
D．Mark Twain’s mother was something of a humorist
4.In his book Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, Mark Twain wrote much about _______.
A．the Mississippi and the people living on it
B．his friends and neighbors
C．his school life
D．his parents
5.It is inferred that what affected Mark Twain’s character mostly was _______ .
A．his practical jokes
B．his father’s seriousness
C．the history of the Mississippi
D．his mother’s genius for humor
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Jack Benny was one of the most famous names in show business.He was born in Chicago，Illinois，on February 14th,1894.His parents，Meyer and Emma Kubelsky，were religious Jews.They had moved to the United States from Eastern Europe.Benny was a quiet boy.For much of the time，his parents were busy working in his father’s store.As a child，Benny learned to play the violin.After finishing his school，he joined the Navy.He continued using his violin to perform for sailors.In one show he was chosen more for his funny jokes than for his skill with the violin.That experience made him believe that his future job was a comedian.
Benny developed a show personality that had all the qualities people dislike.He was known for being so stingy—he refused to spend any money unless forced to do so.On his shows Benny often spoke of his appearance，especially his baby blue eyes.As he grew older，he always claimed to be 39 years old.Benny rarely made jokes that hurt other people.Instead，he would let the other actors on the show tell jokes about him.
In real life，he was very giving and he was a person people liked having as their employer.Benny entered the new media of television in 1950.Five years later，he dropped his radio programme to spend more time developing his television show.At first his appearances on television were rare.By 1960 the Benny Show was a weekly television programme.It continued until 1965.Benny appeared in about twenty films during his life.A few became popular.But most were not.In 1963 Benny returned to Broadway for the first time since 1931.
Benny received many awards during his lifetime.Perhaps the one honour that pleased him most was that his hometown of Waukeegan named a school for him.This was a special honour for a man who had never finished high school.
Benny continued to perform.He died of cancer in 1974.At his funeral his friend Bob Hope said，“Jack Benny was stingy to the end.He gave us only eighty years.”
1.Benny was determined to be a comedian after he ______.
A．left high school
B．joined the Navy
C．performed in a show for the sailors
D．left the Navy for Broadway
2.The underlined word “stingy” in Paragraph 2 can be replaced by “________”．
A．clever? B．mean
C．outgoing? D．hard?working
3. According to the text，on Benny’s shows，he ________.
A．developed a good personality
B．played the violin skillfully
C．often referred to his appearance
D．said funny things that hurt others
4. Which of the following statements is TRUE about Benny?
A．He did a good job in show business.
B．His first appearance on TV was very successful.
C．Most of his films became well?known to Americans.
D．He treated all his awards as nothing.
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As a boy, Mark Twain caused much trouble for his parents. He used to play practical jokes on all his friends and neighbors. The nature of his jokes often led to violence (暴力). He hated to go to school and he constantly ran away from home. He always went in the direction of the nearby Mississippi. He liked to sit on the bank of the river for hours at a time and just gaze at the mysterious island and the passing boats. He learned many things about the river during those days. He learned all about its history and unusual people. He later made them part of the history of America in the book Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.
Mark Twain received his genius (天才) from his mother. Obviously he didn’t get it from his father. He once stated that he had never seen a smile on his father’s face. On the other hand, his mother had the ability to say humorous things. The same ability made Mark Twain an extremely humorous public speaker.
1.According to the passage, Mark Twain was a _______ boy.
A．shy B．brave C．naughty D．poor
2.Because of the nature of his jokes when he was a child, Mark Twain would _______.
A．ran away from school
B．cause his parents to quarrel with others
C．get into trouble with his friends and neighbors
D．like to sit on the bank of the Mississippi River
3. It can be learned form the passage that ______.
A．Mark Twain’s father was a cruel man
B．Mark Twain never attended school on time
C．Mark Twain often went boating in the nearby river
D．Mark Twain’s mother was something of a humorist
4.In his book Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, Mark Twain wrote much about _______.
A．the Mississippi and the people living on it
B．his friends and neighbors
C．his school life
D．his parents
5.It is inferred that what affected Mark Twain’s character mostly was _______ .
A．his practical jokes
B．his father’s seriousness
C．the history of the Mississippi
D．his mother’s genius for humor
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We’re always being sent contributions（稿件） for our popular laughter, The Best Medicine Section. Some of the jokes are obvious winners. Some of the jokes are ancient, which are unfit for public consumption or just don’t make the grade（符合要求）. And then there are the rest: the jokes that get our editor scratching his chin and wondering, “Is this one good enough to print? ” Now you can help him choose. We’ve picked five jokes from the “Maybe” pile. Vote for the one you think is the best. The top-rated joke as of July 20, 2012 will be published in the magazine—and net its author $150.
(1)
A boy goes to a bookshop with his birthday money and chooses a book titled Advice to Young Mothers. “Why would you want this book? ” the assistant asks him.
“Because I collect moths（飞蛾）. ” the boy explains.
Derek Blew, Lane Cove, NSW
(2)
Father: “So you want to be my son-in-law? ”
Young man: “Actually I don’t, but I want to marry your daughter and I don’t see how I can avoid it. ”
Kimberley McEwan, southland, NZ
(3)
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb（灯泡）?
None. They only promised they would do it.
Lisa Bluthal, Umina Beach, NSW
(4)
A couple of country boys driving a semitrailer（半拖车） down the highway come to a bridge with a sign saying: “Clearance 3. 1 metres. ” They stop, take out a tape measure and find the truck is 3. 5 metres high. “I don’t see any police around, ” one says. “Let’s go for it. ”
Loretta Fonseca, Otago, NZ
(5)
There are only two people who really know how to run this country. Sadly, one is cutting hair and the other is driving a taxi.
James White, Belmont, NSW
Click here for Poll Archives（投票档案）.
71. The writer’s purpose in writing the passage is to________ .
A. ask readers to judge which joke is the best
B. provide readers with some jokes for entertainment
C. collect contributions for a magazine
D. show us laughter is the best medicine
72. What do the underlined words (in the first paragraph) mean?
A. Jokes which are obvious winners.
B. Jokes which don’t make the grade.
C. Laughter and The Best Medicine Section.
D. Jokes that the editor isn’t sure of printing.
73. We can learn from the first joke that________ .
A. the book is very popular with readers
B. the assistant is very embarrassed
C. the boy misunderstands the title of the book
D. the boy wants to buy the book for his mother
74. What can we infer from the jokes?
A. The young man doesn’t want to marry the girl. (Joke 2)
B. Politicians seldom keep their promises. (Joke 3)
C. The boys often break traffic rules. (Joke 4)
D. People in that country live a happy life. (Joke 5)
75. The passage can most probably be found________ .
A. on the Internet B. in a newspaper
C. in a story book D. in a magazine
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