Gallows humor(黑色幽默)seem like a mistake, or at least in poor taste. But psychologists say that gallows humor can be an important way to relieve stress. “Humor makes you feel in control and it can give you that feeling that everything is okay even when it's not,” says James M. Jones, a psychology professor at the University of Delaware.

Psychologists say that just because you're laughing doesn't mean you’re wasting time. Occasional teasing among colleagues, particularly if it revolves around things associated with the job, can boost creativity, departmental cohesiveness(凝聚力)and performance.

“There are a lot of stressors out there,” says Ed Dunkelblau, a psychologist with the Institute for Emotionally Intelligent Learning in Chicago. “But gallows humor is a way of making difficult things a little less difficult.”

This is true as long as the humor is used for the right purpose. The main point of it should be inspiring people --- not laughing at them. “Anything that would lift morale(士气)in terms of the company would be good humor,” says Thierry Guedj, a professor of business and psychology at Boston University. “Before you say or do anything, think about, ‘How is this helping my employees’ morale?’”

You want to give your employees and co-workers a sense of belonging, so don’t make observations that are aggressive. Most obviously, Dr Guedj says, don’t make comments about people’s physical appearance, or faith. If you have any doubt, it's appropriate, don't go through with it.

Or you can take aim at the one person you know won't be offended(冒犯):Yourself. “If there's going to be a joke or story, it should be you,” Mr. Dunkelblau says. For example, if you're a marketing manager reviewing a failed campaign that you led, begin with a line like, “The guy who gave permission to this deal might just be looking for work next week.”

“People with the ability to laugh at themselves can give other people permission to laugh at themselves too,” Mr. Jones says. “And if you can laugh at yourself, you feel better about yourself.”

1.According to the text, gallows humor has the following functions EXCEPT ________.

A.reducing pressure

B.improving performance

C.making people more creative

D.leading to a big mistake

2.What is Ed Dunkelblau’s attitude towards gallows humor?

A.Positive.          B.Negative.          C.Neutral.           D.Uncertain.

3.Which of the following would Dr. Guedj most probably agree with?

A.Gallows humor is the basic source of morale.

B.Gallows humor allows people to laugh at others.

C.Gallows humor may sometimes be used for the wrong purpose.

D.Anything that may lift morale can be called gallows humor.

4.When people use gallows humor, they should ________.

A.observe who is aggressive

B.show a sense of belonging

C.doubt about the result of humors

D.try to avoid irritating others

5.What can we infer from the text?

A.People tend to laugh at others rather than themselves.

B.Laughing at ourselves can help relieve the stress of others.

C.People can’t avoid offending others with gallows humor.

D.People who laugh at themselves are hard to be friends with.

 

It is six o’clock in the morning. You are asleep in my left arm and I am learning the art of one-handed typing. Your mother, more tired yet more happy than I’ve ever known her, is sound asleep in the room next door.

    When you’re older we’ll tell you that you were born in Hong Kong in the lunar year of the pig. “It's a boy, so lucky,” our neighbours told us. They said you were the first baby to be born in the block this year. This, they told us, was good Feng Shui, in other words, a positive sign. Naturally your mother and I were only too happy to believe that.

    Your coming has turned me upside down and inside out. I am pained by the memory of each suffering child I have come across on my journeys as a journalist. To tell you the truth, it’s nearly too much for me to even think of the children being hurt and abused and killed.

    Last October, in Afghanistan, when you were growing inside your mother, I met Sharja, aged twelve, motherless, fatherless, guiding me through the grey ruins of her home. Everything was gone, she told me.

    There is another memory of Rwanda, and the churchyard where I found a mother and her three young children huddled(蜷缩) together where they’d been beaten to death. The children had died holding on to their mother.

    Daniel, these memories explain some of the protectiveness I feel for you, and the occasional moments of blind terror when I imagine anything bad happening to you.

1.We can see that this text is written to ________.

    A.the author’s wife        B.the author’s neighbour

    C.Daniel           D.a suffering child

2.The author mentions some of his painful memories because ________.

    A.he wants his son to care for others

    B.he feels more pain thinking about them as a father

    C.he hopes to forget the tragedies he witnessed

    D.his experience has affected his mental health

3.The underlined word “blind” in the last paragraph means ________.

    A.unable to see             B.meaningful

    C.not clear                 D.not based on reason

4.Which of the following words best describes the author’s feeling when typing this text?

    A.Relieved.     B.Regretful.  C.Loving.      D.Calm.

 

Ice cream can’t cure cancer or bring back a lost love, but it can make one feel better for a while.

A bout 18 months ago, my father was in hospital recovering from a major lung operation. My mother had recently  36  , and my father had taken the loss of his partner of 55 years very hard and had lost interest in   37  . Trying to get him to  38  each day was quite a chore as he didn’t want anything. The one thing,  39  , that he would ask us to bring him was ice-cream.

One evening, to our   40  , he refused to eat the ice-cream,  41   I placed it in a staffroom freezer. A little while later, my son decided he wanted it, so I   42   it for him.  

As I passed another ward(病房), a   43  asked, “Are there more where that came from?” When I explained the   44  , she apologized. She then said that she had cancer and could eat very little,  45    the occasional ­ice-cream.

The next evening, I decided to buy two ice-creams. On the way to Dad’s room, I stopped in at the   46   woman’s room, and   47   her the ice-cream I’d bought for her. She was   48  stunned that I had thought of her, and   49   the gift with tears in her eyes. I spoke with her for a few minutes,  50   what was happening in my family and listened to her   51   story of pain and suffering. It was apparent that she did not   52   many visitors, and the ice-cream and our short chat meant a great deal to her.

I   53   the gesture a few days later, and this time was  54  with a huge hug.

I never even thought to ask her name, and never saw her again, but it made me realize that an act of   55   can be more rewarding when you give it, rather than receive it.

1.A.passed away         B.gone out    C.come back     D.calmed down

2.A.work                B.life          C.studies           D.games

3.A.speak               B.laugh         C.drink             D.eat

4.A.though              B.however    C.instead                D.therefore

5.A.joy                  B.satisfactionC.surprise        D.relief

6.A.if          B.unless         C.so            D.because

7.A.borrowed         B.bought       C.made             D.fetched

8.A.woman           B.granny        C.girl      D.child

9.A.question             B.situation    C.process          D.decision

10.A.better than.      B.more than C.rather than       D.other than

11.A.pretty '            B.honest        C.sick            D.shy

12.A.offered            B.told .      C.sold              D.charged

13.A.hardly            B.finally          C.gradually          D.totally

14.A.accepted               B.stored        C.exchanged       D.gave

15.A.remembering      B.denying      C.explaining          D.forgetting

16.A.ordinary '          B.similar        C.interesting        D.i'great

17.A.have              B.like         C.expect            D.J attract

18.A.reported          B.expressed C.noticed           D.^repeated

19.A.covered          B.connected C.rewarded         D.filled

20.A.politeness         B.kindness    C.selflessness       D.willingness

 

完形填空(共20小题;每小题1分,满分20分)

请认真阅读下面短文,从短文后各题所给的A、B、C、D四个选项中,选出最佳选项,并在答题卡上将该项涂黑。

When I was in seventh grade, I was a candy striper(志愿做护士助手的小姑娘) at a local hospital in my town. Most of the   41  I spent there was with Mr Gillespie. He never had any  42  , and nobody seemed to care about his   43 .

I spent many days there holding his hand and talking to him,__44__anything that needed to be done. He became a close friend of mine,  45 he responded with only an occasional squeeze(捏) of my hand. Mr Gillespie was in a coma(昏迷).

I left for a week to vacation with my parents, and when I came back, Mr Gillespie was  46  . I didn’t have the   47 to ask any of the nurses where he was, for fear they might  48 me he had died.

Several   49 later, when I was a junior in high school, I was at the gas station when I noticed a familiar face. When I   50  who it was, my eyes filled with tears. He was  51 ! I built up the courage to ask him if his name was Mr Gillespie. With a(n)   52 look on his face, he replied yes. I   53 how I knew him, and that I had spent many hours talking with him in the hospital. His eyes welled up with tears, and he gave me the warmest hug I had ever   54 .

He began to tell me how,  55 he lay there comatose, he could hear me talking to him and could  56 me holding his hand the whole time. Mr Gillespie  57 believed that it was my voice and  58 that had kept him alive.

Although I haven’t  59 him since, he fills my heart with  60 every day. I know that I made a difference between his life and his death.

1.

A.money

B.energy

C.time

D.effort

 

2.

A.visitors

B.relatives

C.patients

D.problems

 

3.

A.interest

B.requirement

C.condition

D.thought

 

4.

A.talking about

B.looking for

C.pointing out

D.helping out

 

5.

A.so

B.even though

C.yet

D.as if

 

6.

A.dead

B.mad

C.gone

D.excited

 

7.

A.right

B.chance

C.courage

D.time

 

8.

A.cheat

B.tell

C.remind

D.warn

 

9.

A.days

B.weeks

C.months

D.years

 

10.

A.realized

B.wondered

C.heard

D.asked

 

11.

A.great

B.alive

C.successful

D.lucky

 

12.

A.happy

B.uncertain

C.nervous

D.proud

 

13.

A.apologized

B.remembered

C.explained

D.told

 

14.

A.dreamed

B.shown

C.wanted

D.received

 

15.

A.because

B.if

C.unless

D.as

 

16.

A.notice

B.feel

C.imagine

D.appreciate

 

17.

A.hardly

B.rightly

C.firmly

D.wrongly

 

18.

A.humour

B.worry

C.touch

D.treatment

 

19.

A.forgotten

B.called

C.missed

D.seen

 

20.

A.joy

B.regret

C.respect

D.honour

 

My dad was never the kind to offer many words of love or encouragement. But we knew he loved us... he just had his own way of showing it.

    When I was a teen, we were seasonal campers at a family campground almost an hour outside the city where we lived. Each family had their own campsite with water and electric, and you basically parked your camper there from May through October. Most "Seasonals" visited them every weekend during those months, with the occasional weeklong stay. There were plenty of other kids who camped seasonally each weekend, and they came to be some of my closest friends. Of course, many of them were boys.

    We kids paired up with our little boyfriends or girlfriends, and we'd hold hands as we'd walk around the campground. We'd play ping-pong, have some snacks, and play songs. Most weekends were pretty similar, but the couples would change. You'd see so-and-so with a different so-and-so than they were with the weekend before. You know how it is when you're a teen — a three-week relationship is a really long time.

    So, needless to say, my teen years were spent with quite a few different boys. But every single one of them had something in common... they'd all received The Evil Eye.

    The Evil Eye was a magical sort of thing. One simple look from my dad, and the boy immediately knew not to mess with me. It was as if he could send his warnings through invisible laser(激光)beams that shot directly from his eyes to the boys' brains.

    "You will not put your hands on my daughter... You will not kiss my daughter... You will not even whisper sweet nothings into my daughter's ear."

    I remember one night in particular, walking with a boy around the campground after dark. We came from one direction, and my dad from the other. The boy and my dad locked eyes for a brief second, then the boy dropped my hand like a hot potato and turned away, giving me a quick, "See ya later."

    Yes, the Evil Eye. Best way ever to keep wandering teen boy hands away from your daughters.  

1. The Evil Eye in the passage implies that__________.

A. Dad gets angry easily                    B. Dad’s eyes are like evil’s

C. Dad’s eyes are ugly-looking         D. Dad’s eyes are protective to his daughter

2. The underlined words “mess with” in paragraph 5 most probably means_________.

A. cause trouble        B. make untidy      C. get married to       D. talk to

3.A. As teenagers, we went camping every weekend.

B. We made lots of friends during the seasonal camping.

C. We had regular boyfriends or girlfriends and enjoyed ourselves.

D. The boy dropped my hand and turned away because he loved The Evil Eye.

4.It can be inferred from the passage that the author ___________.

A. is a teenage girl who loves her father

B. is a teenage boy who hates his father

C. is now an adult who has come to understand her father’s love

D. used to be a naughty boy who changed girlfriends now and then

 

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