PART
THREE READING COMPREHENSION
Directions:
Read the following three passages. Each'passage1 is followed by several
questions or unfinished statements. For each of them there are four choices'
marked A, B, C and D. Choose the one that fits best according to the
information given in the passage.
A
Short
reader – submitted stories – for the woman you should think of today!
——Compiled by Amy Zerello
Great
Minds Reminded of Mom
After
a long, exhausting day, a friend of mine, Allen, headed home. On the road, he
passed an elderly woman who was standing by a car with a flat tire. If that
were his mother, he thought, he would want someone to help her. With a tired
sigh, he turned around and drove back.
Just
as he reached the stranded woman, a truck pulled up and a burly farmer got out.
"Kindof reminds you of your mom, too?" the man asked as the two of
them pitched in together to change the tire for the woman.
--
Contributed by Katherine L. Houge
Your
Biggest Fan
While
waiting in a bookstore for a guest author to sign her latest book, I leafed
through some of the Civil War novels she had written. The woman in line behind
me commented, "Those are the best books I've ever read. I couldn't put
them down." Before I could reply, the author frowning, looked over and
said, "Oh, come on, Mom!"
--
Contributed by Marilyn Kopp
Head
of the Household
My
husband, Jeff, and I came across several problems while assembling our new
computer system, so we called the help desk. The man on the phone started to
talk to Jeff in computer jargon(行业术语), which confused us
even more.
"Sir,"
my husband politely said, "please explain what I should do as if I were a
four-year-old."
"Okay,"
the computer technician replied. "Sweetie, could you please put your mommy
on the phone?"
--
Contributed by Lena Worth
How
does it feel to tickle your mom’s funny bone?
Now
send your own funny story to us! You could earn up to $ 300!
1.Who
would the burly man be in the first joke?
A.Another
kind helper. B.The
old lady’s son.
C.Allen’s
friend. D.A
policeman.
2.What
was the guest author’s mom trying to do in the second story?
A.Push
hard to get her daughter’s signature.
B.Promote
her daughter’s books by pretending to be a fan.
C.Show
her pride in her daughter’s achievement.
D.Persuade
Marilyn Kopp to buy her daughter’s book.
3.The
computer technician on the phone in the third
story .
A.actually
could find no way to solve Jeff’s problems
B.teased
Jeff about his poor knowledge of computer jargon
C.wanted
to talk to Lena instead
D.believed
that Jeff’s mom would know more computer jargon
4.What
is the main purpose of the jokes?
A.To
make fun of moms. B.To honor moms.
C.To
educate moms. D.To amuse moms.
5.The
passage is most possibly
found .
A.in
a storybook B.in
a commercial ad
C.in
a magazine D.in
a student’s textbook