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Funny English Errors and Insights

Laugh..．And Learn!

Welcome to the website for Funny English Errors and Insights (2010), a new book of unconscious humour published by the National Library of Australia．

Funny English Errors and Insights will be launched at the National Library in Canberra on 29th, October 2010.

In the meantime, explore this website for other collections of real-life English language mistakes, including funny answers to exam questions, media misprints, and silly signs.

See Funny English Errors: The B List for more than a hundred examples of funny English gaffes（失言）．For more funny English errors, read author Troy Simpson's blog．For still more examples, join this website to download a free PDF version of English As She Is Taught, which lists our top 250 funny English language mistakes from that classic howlers book.

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Features

   Follows in the tradition of the runaway best-seller Howlers books of the 1920s and 1930s

Includes quotes(引文) that have never been published before in this way

Includes more than 30 carefully selected funny photos

Topics include English, science, history, geography, religion, mathematics, and more

A perfect gift for students, teachers, parents, grandparents, public speakers, doctors, lawyers, journalists, clergy and religious, and anyone with a sense of humour!

1.The word launched in the second paragraph is closest to the meaning:

A．sent up for the first time．          B．written for the first time．

C．for sale for the first time．         D．printed for the first time．

2.On the website, you can do the following things except      ．       

         A．read some funny news

         B．know something about this book previously

         C．find a lot of examples about English errors

         D．express your opinions freely

3.About this book, you know that      ．

         A．it only includes English, science, history

         B．it is quite different from Howlers books

         C．all the quotes in it are familiar with us

         D．it is intended for people all walks of life

4.The text is aimed at introducing   

         A．a popular website           B．some selected funny photos

         C．a new book                 D．some funny English errors  

 

【答案】

 

1.C

2.A

3.D

4.C

【解析】略

 

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Now many years have passed since Brownie died of old age. I still miss the days when she was with us.
【小题1】What would Brownie do when someone was ill in the family?

A．Look at them sadly.B．Keep them company.
C．Play games with them.D．Touch them gently.
【小题2】We can infer from Paragraph 2 that Brownie ______.
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【小题3】 Why does the author say that Brownie was more than just a family pet?
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C．She was loved by everybody she met.
D．She went everywhere with the family.
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A．Soybean sproutsB．Sunflower sprouts
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【小题2】As sprouts grow, the food value of the seeds will_____.
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【小题1】Kitty: Dad encouraged me to keep great determination to do anything.
【小题2】Kelly: Dad gave me a new life which is full of love and happiness.
【小题3】Aidan: Dad is the person who introduced me to my sports career (生涯).
【小题4】Bruce: Dad taught me to share housework and take family responsibility.

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