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One day, Mr. Green and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, “What’s the meaning of the word ‘Drunk’, dad?” “Well, my son,” his father replied, “Look, there are standing two policemen. If I think of the two policemen as four, then I am drunk.”
“But, dad,” the boy said, “ there’s only ONE policeman!”
The bus is very crowded. A man tries to get on, but no one gives a way to him.
“Hey, let me get on the bus.” the man shouts.
“It’s too crowded. You’d better take the next bus.” a passenger says to him.
“But you can’t go without me. I’m the __________.” the man says.
Mr. Black was hit by a car in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed said to the doctor, “I think that he is badly hurt.” “I am afraid that he is dead.” said the doctor. Hearing this, Mr. Black moved his head and said, “I’m not dead. I’m still alive.” “Be quiet.” said the wife, “The doctor knows better than you!”
小题1:Which is the right word to fill the blank in the second passage?
A.driverB.teacherC.doctorD.singer
小题2:Which of the following is TRUE according to the passages?
A.There are only a few passengers on the bus.
B.Mr. Green had drunk a lot before going home.
C.Mr. Black lost his life because of a car accident.
D.Mr. Green and his son saw two policemen on their way home.
小题3:In which part of a newspaper can you most probably read the three passages?
A.AdvertisementB.Found and Lost
C.Latest NewsD.Fun Time

小题1:A
小题2:B
小题3:D

试题分析:本题主要考察了三则小笑话。分别描述了一对父子,一个公交车司机和一对夫妻。
小题1:联系上文,没有我你们走不了。可知这个人是司机,故选A,司机。
小题2:根据第一个小笑话,父子的对话,父亲把一个警察看成了两个,可知他实际上已经喝醉了,故选B。
小题3:这篇短文主要讲了三则小笑话,故最可能在报纸上的轻松一刻栏目找到,故选D,轻松一刻。
点评:本文浅显易懂,层次分明,学生很容易把握文章中心内容。答题中注意带着问题阅读短文,一般就能顺利找出答题依据。对于不能直接找到根据的问题注意联系上下文,根据短文中心总结出正确答案。
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Fans described Liang’s voice as “natural, clear and touching’’. Although he seemed cool on stage, he could quickly turn on the power once he started singing. “His performances make you imagine things. When I listen to his singing, I see pictures and think of stories.” said Na Ying, one of the four judges (评判员) on the show. She was also Liang’s tutor for the competition.
Liang Bo, like many young Chinese, he fell in love with music through playing the guitar. Liang got his first guitar as a birthday gift when he was in middle school. He would spend days and nights practicing. “ I can’t live without my guitar.” he said.
“ I don’t like talking much but I carry great passion inside me,” Liang said. “ There is no better way to let it out than through music like rock’n’roll. Many people compare Liang to famous Chinese rockers including Xu Wei, Wang Feng and Zheng Jun. But the young man doesn’t want to stand in others’ shadow. “ I respect those rockers, but I’m not going to copy them. I will be who I am,” he said. 
小题1:Which was the most popular TV show last summer?
A.The Voice of China.B.Sports News.C.Football.D.Animal World.
小题2:How long did The Voice of China last?
A.More than two days.B.More than two weeks.
C.More than two months.D.More than two years.
小题3:How many judges were there in the TV talent show?
A.3.B.4.C.6.D.8.
小题4:Who helped Liang Bo win the competition?
A.Zheng Jun.B.Xu Wei.C.Liu Huan. D.Na Ying.
小题5:According to the passage, which of the following is Not true?
A.Liang Bo fell in love with music.B.Liang Bo was a college teacher.
C.Liang Bo was a quiet man. D.Liang Bo played the guitar well.
In the summer of 1980 a Spanish tourist, Gaspar Carner, went to Great Britain on holiday. When he was travelling in Scotland, he decided to visit Loch Ness, the famous lake where people say there is a monster. But while he was going across the lake in a boat, his bag fell into the water. In the bag were his passport, car keys, pen, and all his money. Loch Ness is 150 meters deep, so he didn’t expect to see the bag again!
Fourteen years later, in 1994, some scientists decided to explore the lake. They looked for the Loch Ness monster. Suddenly one of them saw something black in the water. They carefully went nearer. They thought the black thing was the monster. They went nearer and nearer. It was a bag. They took the bag out of the lake. They found that the photo on the passport was still clear. One of the scientists knew Gaspar Carner. So the bag was returned to him.
小题1:Carner visited Loch Ness _____.
A.on businessB.on holidayC.for exploringD.for money
小题2:Why is the lake famous? Because _____
A.it’s very deep.B.there’s a bag in it.
C.there may be a monsterD.it’s in Scotland
小题3:What’s in Carner’s bag? _____.
A.A monsterB.Something blackC.PhotoD.Many useful things
小题4:How did the explorers know the bag was Carner’s? _____.
A.One of the explorers knew Carner
B.Carner recognized (认出) the bag
C.Carner was very famous
D.They expected it was the monster
小题5:Why didn’t Carner expect to see the bag again?
A.There was nothing important in his bag.
B.He didn’t like his bag.
C.The monster ate his bag.
D.He thought Loch Ness was so deep that his bag couldn’t be found.
A woodcutter(伐木工) was working in the forest one day when he found a box full of gold coins. Unfortunately, his wife was the kind of woman who could not keep a secret. Somehow, he knew, he had to prevent(阻止) her from talking about the gold.
He thought about this for a long time, then had an idea.
“ I found something in the forest”, he told his wife, “come with me and I’ll show you.”.His wife followed him into the forest and soon they came to a tree.“ Look at that!” the woodcutter said to his wife, and pointed to the tree. “There’s a fish growing on that branch!” His wife was surprised ,especially when he climbed up the tree and brought down the fish for her to see.They walked on and soon came to the river. “I’ll just pull in my net and see what I’ve caught”, the woodcutter said.
He pulled in his net and inside there were several hares(野兔). “How interesting!” he said “there are now hares in the river.” After that, they came to where the woodcutter had found the box of gold. “Look, wife”, he said “this is what I have found. A box of gold coins.”
The next day, his wife could not stop herself from telling her friends about all the wonderful things she had seen.Of course, nobody believe her!
小题1:Where did the woodcutter find the box of gold?______
A.When he was working
B.In his garden
C.In the forest where he was working
D.On his farm fields, where he was farming
小题2:Where do you usually see hares?______
A.In the street.B.In the forest.C.In the river.D.In the sea.
小题3:Why did his wife tell her friends what happened? Because ______
A.she was very surprised.
B.she wondered why the hares were in the river and fish was in the tree
C.she could not stop herself from talking about anything
D.she was very happy
It was Sunday yesterday. Bruce went to play football with his friends. Soon he felt   1  and took off his coat. On his way home, he forgot to put it on. This morning, he didn’t feel    2  
and couldn’t go to school. His mother told him   3  and then went out to buy some   4  
for him. An hour later he didn’t want to lie there,   5  he stood by the window and looked outside. The weather was fine today. Soon his mother came back and said, “It’s   6  outside. Go to sun yourself    7   you take the medicine.”
Bruce took the medicine and went out to play alone (独自地) beside a house.   8  a salesman(推销员)came up to him and asked, “Did your mother come back, my little friend?”
“Yes, sir,” answered the boy.
The man began to ring the doorbell(门铃)but   9  answered. He rang it  10  a long time and became angry.
“There is no one in the house, You played a joke(玩笑)on me!” said the salesman.
“ But that’s not my house,”  Bruce answered.
小题1:A. tired               B. hot              C. cold
小题2:A. good               B. nice             C. well
小题3:A. lie in bed          B. to lie in bed    C. to stay at home
小题4:A. medicine            B. food             C. fruits
小题5:A. so                 B. but              C. and
小题6:A. cold                B .warm             C. rainy
小题7:A. after              B. before           C. when
小题8:A. During this time    B. At that time     C. Just now
小题9:A. anyone             B. someone          C. no one
小题10:A. with             B. at                   C. for
It was a quiet village in which there was a military camp. It was far from the towns and cities and there were some high mountains around. Of course it was a good place for training the new soldiers. But it was difficult for the young men to go outside. Mr. White, an officer of forty, was strict with them and he hardly let them leave the camp.
  Once Mr. White was ill in bed. He couldn't work, so a young officer, Mr. Hunt, began to train the new soldiers instead of him. He knew the young men well and let nine soldiers go to the nearest town to have a holiday. But night fell and none came back to the camp. He was worried about it and stood at the gate. It was five to twelve when Mr. Hunt decided to go to the town and see what was happening with the young men. He started the car quickly and set off. At that moment the nine soldiers came back. It seemed they were all drunk. Of course they found the officer was angry.
  "I'm sorry, sir," said the first soldier. "I left the town on time. But something was wrong with my bus on my way here. I had to buy a horse and made it run fast. Bad luck! It died and I had to run back."
  And the other seven soldiers said they were late for the same reasons. It was the last soldier's turn. He said, "I'm sorry, sir. I got on a bus on time, but…"
  Having heard this, the officer became even angrier and stopped him at once. He called out, "If you say something was wrong with your bus, I'll punish you at once!"
  "No, no, sir," said the young man. "My bus was all right, but their horses were in the way!"
小题1:The military camp was built in the village to _______.
A.stop the soldiers going to towns
B.stop the soldiers meeting their friends
C.train the new soldiers
D.make the young men live quietly
小题2:The nine soldiers returned to the camp late because _______.
A.something was wrong with their buses
B.their horses died on the way back
C.it took them much time to run back
D.they all had drunk much in the town
小题3:The underlined phrase in the way in the last paragraph means ______.
A.stopping somebody from moving
B.getting drunk
C.standing on the road
D.running very fast
任务型阅读。阅读短文,根据其内容完成下列任务。
Yesterday evening I went to see a film. After I went into the cinema, I began to look for my seat. It was Number 18, Row 18. I found it easily, but I saw a soldier(士兵) sitting on it. I walked to him and told him that the seat was mine. He said with a smile, “Oh, sorry. My seat is next to yours. Would you like to take that seat and leave this one to me?”
I looked at his seat. It was broken and had no back, so I disagreed. But he still wanted to change our seats. I was      and said loudly, “I don’t want to do that. Are you trying to bully (欺负) me as a soldier?” After      this, the soldier stood up and moved to his seat.
Then I saw my seat was much worse than his seat. There was only a piece of wood (木头) left. It would be very uncomfortable to sit on it. Now I knew why the soldier wanted to change his seat with me. I felt very sorry. The soldier again asked me to take his seat, but I didn’t do that. I sat on the piece of wood till the film finished.
小题1:请根据短文内容,分别写出①、②两处所缺单词。(每空限填一词)
① ________________  ② ________________
小题2:判断下列句子正 (T) 误 (F)。
A. It was a little difficult for the writer to find his or her seat in the cinema. (    )
B. The soldier wanted to take the writer’s seat because it was worse than the solder’s seat
(    )
小题3:把上文中画线的句子译成汉语。
________________________________________
小题4:根据短文内容,回答下列问题。
Did the soldier want to bully the writer?
_______________________________________
小题5:What was the soldier’s seat like?
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