Mr Turner was a fat and short man．He was about forty but wasn’t married yet．He worked in a middle school．There he taught maths．He was kind to his students and could make his classes interesting．So all his students liked him．
One day Mr Turner received a letter．He was told that his parents would arrive in the capital and that they asked him to meet them at the railway station the next morning．He was very happy because he hadn’t seen them for three years．
That afternoon, when Mr Turner was taking his class, he wrote on blackboard,“Mr Turner won’t be able to meet his classes tomorrow morning．”But before long he heard his students laughing．He felt strange and found someone had rubbed out a “c” from the word “classes” and left “meet his lasses(情人们)tomorrow morning”．Mr Turner also laughed．The he rubbed out an “l” from the word “lasses”．The sentence now became “Mr Turner won’t be able to meet his asses(傻瓜们)tomorrow morning．”All the students laughed even more loudly．
(1)
The students liked Mr Turner because ________
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A．
he wasn’t married
B．
he often gave them good food to eat
C．
he often asked them to movies
D．
he was kind and gave interesting lessons
(2)
Mr Turner was happy because ________．
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A．
he could see his parents
B．
his parents were fine
C．
his parents would take some presents to him
D．
his parents would take a nice girl to see him
(3)
The next morning Mr Turner couldn’t take his classes because ________．
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A．
he would meet his parents at the railway station
B．
he would meet his lasses
C．
he would meet his asses
D．
he would go to see his doctor
(4)
The laugh in the classroom was louder because ________．
