题目内容
任务型阅读
请为每个笑话选择最合适的标题,并将答案写在题前的括号内。
A. I can’t find it.
B. He is really somebody.
C. You’re right.
D. A great man
E. Where is the egg?
F. I am not wrong.
1.________
Tom: Dad, give me a dime (十美分).
Father: Boy, you are too old to ask parents for dimes.
Son: You’re right, Dad. Give me a dollar.
2.________
Teacher: Can you make a sentence (句子) with the word “egg”?
Student: Yes. I had a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher: Then where is the “egg” ?
Student: In the cake. Sir.
3.________
Teacher: Would Shakespeare (莎士比亚) be a great man if he were alive (活着) today ?
Student: Of course. Nobody has been 400 years old.
4.________
Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man: He is really somebody. What does he do?
Child: A gatekeeper (门卫) at the cemetery (墓地).
5.________
Mum: Look at your socks, One is short, the other is long, You put on the wrong ones.
Helen: I am not wrong. Look there! One sock is short and the other sock is long, too